For a lot of us , there is no growth beyond oh i am so loved, #blessed, i have the best parents, I have the best man on Earth ( girl calm down) , Feeling loved with 69 others.
That is all fine too except when these people dish out advice for the 'maladjusted ones' , the ones who chose differently or even the ones who ran into misfortune. When the happily married queens of sacrifices advise gullible girls to " change themselves and adapt to circumstances" to be happy. When, just because they have it good, they put the onus of happiness on every woman as well.
The extent to which you can go to blame a woman surprises me , it is one of those real life infinite things.
1) A teenage girl in love? Don't you care about your parents respect ?
A teenage guy in love ? Everybody does these things at this age. Sudhar jaega. Yehi tou din hain.
2) A girl having an unapproved affair ? You can't marry her. Bad character
A guy going to prostitutes? Koi nai. After marriage everything settles down. Sab theek hojata hai biwi Samajdaar ho tou.
3) Don't like your husband ? Try to do things with him and for him.
Your husband doesn't like you and occasionally screams at you or insults you in front of others ? Try to assess what ticks him off. Have a conversation
4) Having an affair? Seriously I Don't respect you at all
Husband having an affair ? Yaar try to please him, dress up for him and look pretty. It's man's nature.
5) girl: can't go out late at night
Can't always travel alone
Can't go to some spots alone
Can't travel alone in most cases
Can't hire a taxi without informing emergency contacts
Par Kya Hua ? Check your privilege girl! Naan tou pehle milte hain na !!!!! (This is another matter that sometimes someone ever so sligthly brushes against you while you get that naan and rest of the eyes are gauging the performance of your pectorals) NAAN tou pehle milte hain na. Seat bhi pehle milti hai !!!!! So much privilege.
6) Working lady not being able to manage household chores ? In the end it's the woman who has to do it
Working man ? He came home so late. Usko roti do. Also put his dirty dishes in the sink after he is done kiunke uske tou upper limb ki coarse movements kharab hain.
7) Not having a child ? Everyone is sooo curious. Not trying ? Trying enough ? Yahan bedroom me sab ko ghussna hai. Warna sex is the biggest taboo for a girl her whole life.
8 ) Not having a child ? Get asked about it in every social gathering while the husband enjoys complete immunity.
9) Girl caring about the guy's family ? It is hardly ever enough. Hum tou bahu baray shok se laae thay par ye tou apni marzi se saans leti hai!
Guy brining a tea cake from the local bakery to the girl's family where he sits with everyone like an exalted statue for two hours ? Awww so sweet. He is so caring. ♡
10) Guy going out with his friends : informing
Girl going out with her friends : asking
11) Husband unable to make it to a friend's gathering: he is such a slave to his wife
Wife unable to make it to official company dinner: husband didn't give permission . Sorry. Majboorian hojati Hain!!
12) After marriage , our son does not even sit with us everyday. They click their tongues while the daughter in law stands in the doorway asking the husband's mother permission to go to her own fricking home and see her own parents! Irony just shot itself in the head here
13) Husband carrying his own son : look at him. He is always carrying his kids. Hahaha.
Wife spending sleepless nights post pregnancy , with dark circles under eyes, misses the wail of the baby : even husband turns on her and questions her commitment of care and attention
14) Issues with adjustment post marriage : it happens. The woman is the home maker. Try to involve him in activities.
For the man , all the freedom is gone yaar. It's understandable. He needs space !
15) Man has extramarital affair : it happens. Guys are not satisfied easy you know. ( its the same guy from whom the only big O a woman gets is a clueless gaping mouth) Just try to attract him back. Or another pearl : allow him to make it legal ♡
Woman has extramarital affair : saali randi. Kartoot ki saza milegi. Mic drop
I have either been in, or known someone who has been in each of these situations. And everybody else I know has too. So papa ki princesses and hubbies ki darlings can stay away in their perfect little bubbles without informing me of their wonderful coping mechanisms. ( which usually involve being a doormat) so, Thank you very much .
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