Once Afridi drank red bull,
the can started to fly.
Afridi plays cricket with the Solar System.
Solar eclipse is when he tampers with the ball!
Food was invented because Afridi had a digestive system.
Clothes were invented because he didn't feel good naked.
Afridi is the 'cause' of all 'effects' in the world of science.
Afridi is the reason why there is 'slow' and 'rewind' button on our remote controls.
Moon thought it was its pull that resulted in water level going up.
We know it is Afridi doing push-ups.
Periodic table sang the song ' i am incomplete without you' for Afridi.
Solar system is the assortment of several balls Afridi chooses to play with.
When scientists say that the world started with a 'big bang'
They are hinting around involvement of Afridi.
Dinosaurs are extinct because they made Afridi upset!
Afridi is the reason there is biscuit in kitkat and oxygen on planet. Afridi is the reason Super man left Krypton to be with us.
The scientific community has decided to include Afridi as an essential element on periodic table.
Once Robert Pattinson borrowed glitter from Afridi because 'he glows so much'
It's a common myth that human beings will turn into Zombies when Afridi leaves the world.
'A for Apple' used to be 'A for Afridi' before BCCI protested.
The word 'phenomenal' was put in the Oxford dictionary because of Afridi.
Afridi is to the rest of the players, what Katrina Kaif is to the extras behind her.
Once Afridi's teacher punished him to do sit-ups.
That's how Miley Cyrus learned twerking!
Once Afridi put a finger in Kiwi Shoe Polish.
It became 'fair and lovely'.
All the women complaining that there is no reward for them in heaven?
It could be Afridi.
Once Afridi did a commercial for Head and Shoulders.
My dandruff handed me over the resignation letter.
Once Afridi got arthritis and had to walk with stiff joints.
Break Dance was invented.
The Hell that all religions scare you of..
is actually the flame of Afridi's lighter.
Once Afridi went to the competition for world's most handsome men.
Bradley Cooper came 10th,
Afridi came 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8t
Once Afridi did a commercial for 'Head and Shoulders'.
All the other shampoos got jealous and died.
Once Afridi did a commercial for 'Head and Shoulders'
The dandruff celebrated their genocide.
Once Afridi lit a sky lantern and sent up in the sky.
It's the moon that we see today.
Once Afridi threw a tennis ball to his dog in the game of fetch.
Roger Federer took training from that dog.
Once Afridi opened a tap of water.
Continents began to form in the world.
Once Afridi tap-danced in a party.
It became an 8.0 earthquake on the richter scale.
Once Afridi jumped in a swimming pool.
It became Tarbela dam!
Once Afridi touched three embryos.
They became Hussey, Kohli and Watson.
(All of these are product of my own mind , any resemblance to anything you may have read about anyone else is purely accidental. One in a million times, two minds might think alike)
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the can started to fly.
Afridi plays cricket with the Solar System.
Solar eclipse is when he tampers with the ball!
Food was invented because Afridi had a digestive system.
Clothes were invented because he didn't feel good naked.
Afridi is the 'cause' of all 'effects' in the world of science.
Afridi is the reason why there is 'slow' and 'rewind' button on our remote controls.
Moon thought it was its pull that resulted in water level going up.
We know it is Afridi doing push-ups.
Periodic table sang the song ' i am incomplete without you' for Afridi.
Solar system is the assortment of several balls Afridi chooses to play with.
When scientists say that the world started with a 'big bang'
They are hinting around involvement of Afridi.
Dinosaurs are extinct because they made Afridi upset!
Afridi is the reason there is biscuit in kitkat and oxygen on planet. Afridi is the reason Super man left Krypton to be with us.
The scientific community has decided to include Afridi as an essential element on periodic table.
Once Robert Pattinson borrowed glitter from Afridi because 'he glows so much'
It's a common myth that human beings will turn into Zombies when Afridi leaves the world.
'A for Apple' used to be 'A for Afridi' before BCCI protested.
The word 'phenomenal' was put in the Oxford dictionary because of Afridi.
Afridi is to the rest of the players, what Katrina Kaif is to the extras behind her.
Once Afridi's teacher punished him to do sit-ups.
That's how Miley Cyrus learned twerking!
Once Afridi put a finger in Kiwi Shoe Polish.
It became 'fair and lovely'.
All the women complaining that there is no reward for them in heaven?
It could be Afridi.
Once Afridi did a commercial for Head and Shoulders.
My dandruff handed me over the resignation letter.
Once Afridi got arthritis and had to walk with stiff joints.
Break Dance was invented.
The Hell that all religions scare you of..
is actually the flame of Afridi's lighter.
Once Afridi went to the competition for world's most handsome men.
Bradley Cooper came 10th,
Afridi came 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8t
Once Afridi did a commercial for 'Head and Shoulders'.
All the other shampoos got jealous and died.
Once Afridi did a commercial for 'Head and Shoulders'
The dandruff celebrated their genocide.
Once Afridi lit a sky lantern and sent up in the sky.
It's the moon that we see today.
Once Afridi threw a tennis ball to his dog in the game of fetch.
Roger Federer took training from that dog.
Once Afridi opened a tap of water.
Continents began to form in the world.
Once Afridi tap-danced in a party.
It became an 8.0 earthquake on the richter scale.
Once Afridi jumped in a swimming pool.
It became Tarbela dam!
Once Afridi touched three embryos.
They became Hussey, Kohli and Watson.
(All of these are product of my own mind , any resemblance to anything you may have read about anyone else is purely accidental. One in a million times, two minds might think alike)
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